no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

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Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

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Hey uh brand new addition

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shinypokemonshowdown:

Round One

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Who has the better shiny?

Nosepass

Nidoran [female]

[ID: Two images of shiny pokemon. On the left is a gold and red nosepass, on the right is a purple female nidoran. End ID]

pricklypaws:

I know I’m a sad cringe loser online but seeing Elon being the biggest embarrassing cringe loser makes me feel a bit better

regionfree:

regionfree:

the ten commandments

  1. thog don’t caare
  2. if it sucks hit da bricks
  3. play the cards i’m given
  4. pobody’s nerfect
  5. this mess is a place
  6. fuck it we ball
  7. it’s so over
  8. we’re so back
  9. what if the world was made of pudding
  10. there is good in every day

a lot of people are asking “I’ve never heard x phrase, where did that one come from” so this is where i got them from. not necessarily the origins of all of them, just where i got them

thog don’t caare:

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if it sucks hit da bricks:

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play the cards i’m given:

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pobody’s nerfect/this mess is a place:

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fuck it we ball:

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it’s so over/we’re so back:

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what if the world was made of pudding:

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there is good in every day:

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methotrex8:

randomslasher:

theindestructiblelittlemy:

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

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can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

jellybeanium124:

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

Rosh Hashanah is September 16th, 2033

Tom Kippur is September 25th, 2023


you’ve been told’t

animalcrossingshowdown:

Which is the better K.K. song?

Steep Hill

Chillwave

Marine Song 2001

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Chillwave (Aircheck)image
Marine Song 2001 (Aircheck)image

Youtube: Steep Hill / Chillwave / Marine Song

This is round 3 of the primary bracket in a double elimination tournament to determine the best K.K. song. A song must lose twice to be eliminated. The song with the second most votes will be sent to the secondary bracket where it still has a chance to win. The song with the least votes will count as having lost twice and will be eliminated.

sanguivorouscorvid:

sanguivorouscorvid:

I love being friends with a bunch of artists it’s so funny to see the contrast in art styles

Artist friend groups are like. Anime. Realistic portrait of a musician. Realistic portrait of a girl with some body horror. Guy who spent a lot of time on art youtube in 2018. Warrior cats fan, current or recovered. Guy who wants to be a cartoonist so so bad. Geometry. The most gorgeous rendering you’ve ever seen. Anime again but different this time

I do hate being around people who are “worker” than me. we’re talking about why women as a group are less likely to engage in casual sex, and I point out that people who can get pregnant can be risking their lives if they engage in frequent sex. and someone pipes up “I don’t know why we’re bringing pregnancy into this, that’s a cisnormative dog whistle”

like really? you really don’t? you don’t think that 90-plus percent of women being cisgender makes that a slightly larger concern for “women” as a cultural group?

“but they dated trans men before” I’m going to be honest I expect a trans man to be miles smarter about keeping themselves safe from pregnancy than like, an average sampling of women. yes, it’s probably because I’m tokophobic and the idea of anyone feeling anything but complete revulsion for the horror show of pregnancy is completely foreign to me, but also do we have to turn every single conversation into a competition of making sure we account for every single disparate human experience. talking to you feels like talking to a fucking redditor waiting with a gotcha.

findingfeather:

elljayvee:

weaselle:

quiteegregiouslychuffed:

lookninjas:

prismatic-bell:

silverhand:

the-cimmerians:

right now it’s almost halfway through 2023, and 2024 is an election year in the US. I have started to see a growing proliferation of posts suggesting that there is no difference between the republican and democratic parties–the exact same kind of posts I saw an awful lot of before the last major election here. I am unfollowing folks who post or reblog these sort of posts, as I consider these posts to be fascist propaganda framed as leftist discourse, designed to suppress anti-fascist votes and voters. 

Prepare yourself to vote for Biden now, because the only other option is someone who will make 2016-2020 look like a picnic.

You work with what you’ve got, not what you wish you had.

I detest Biden more with every passing day (and he was not in my top 10 candidates in 2020). 2024 will be an election between:

  • Biden/The Former Guy
  • Biden/DeSantis
  • Biden/Republican Fascist to be Named Later

No Labels is an op. It’s being funded by unknown parties to defeat Biden and the Democrats. Their election scenarios are fantasy football for political junkies.

No Third Party has a road anywhere outside statewide offices (Bernie is the exception that proves the rule, and he’s a Democrat for all intents and purposes).

Arguably the rosiest scenario is that TFG breaks with the Republicans to form his own party and tanks any chance the Republicans have, but that’s not looking as likely as it did two years ago.

If you’re pissed, get involved in your local elections. Ensure that no position is running unopposed (and that includes if you’ve got a conserva-Dem somewhere now–primary them).

Get the House back in the Democratic hands (unless you’re up for two more years of this only with MTG as Speaker this time). Increase the margin in the Senate (and send Selema to her post-senate career). Make sure your school board isn’t full of flat-earthers. Wake sure your county counsel isn’t going to shut down your libraries if they have a book someone doesn’t like.

As Stonekettle says, if you want a better country, but a better citizen.

There’s a reason we call it a civic DUTY, not a civic privilege.


Starting mid-April I’ll be posting to-do lists and action items for people who’ve never gotten involved before. One party wants you dead. FIGHT.

Speaking as a Michigan resident:  Look at the laws being passed in Michigan.  Now look at the laws being passed in Florida.  Spot the difference?  That’s because Michigan is being governed by the Democratic Party, and Florida is being governed by the Republican Party.  That’s the difference.  They’re different parties.  It is not the same.

You want what we’ve got?  Vote for it.

(And you want Michigan to stay the way it is and not slide backwards into the shit we had to deal with with Rick Snyder, or even just the way it was when the House and Senate were Republican-controlled?  Keep fucking voting.)

D are not our friends or even allies but R is a staunch enemy

look the main thing is that our first-past-the-poll voting style automatically and always devolves into a two party system where the majority of people dislike both parties. This is now a known phenomenon, a feature of our voting method as inevitable as water running downhill. 

But that isn’t going to change until we get some sweeping voting reform that revises our voting system into some kind of ranked or run-off voting

Meanwhile one of our destined-to-be-disliked parties is actually trying to do things we want (health care, living wages, social services, public transportation, civil rights, education, support for gay and trans people, religious tolerance, etc) and one of our parties is banning books and undoing women’s rights and supporting corrupt racist police and endangering gay and trans lives while paying people to make posts about how both parties are equally bad so that people don’t vote democrat.

Like, we are going to not like a lot of how the Democrats operate, that is a feature of the current design, but they are trying to protect women’s rights, they are trying to help the homeless, they are trying to raise minimum wage they have agendas that include important things. And republicans? are at this point a literal cult that want to create a religious fascist state.

Even my father, now 80 years old, a man whose politics i have often despised, a man who voted for Reagan for fucks sake! even he (unhappily) votes Democrat now, because he’s not an insane person, and the republican party has become SO BLATANTLY EVIL AND STUPID that he can’t ignore it.

Democrats pass legislation we want that republicans then find ways to block. Democrats have passed bills that:

close gender pay gaps
raise federal minimum wage
make becoming a US citizen easier for immigrants
protect civil/public water sources from pollution
cut greenhouse gas emissions to fight climate change
increase gun regulation
lower and control prescription drug prices
improve healthcare access for those with pre-existing conditions
protect net neutrality
protect gay marriage rights

these are all the subjects of specific real bills that democrats have either passed into law or tried hard to pass in the last few years.

Meanwhile republicans act to block these bills while championing book bans and attacking trans folk and giving more power to corporations to ruin our planet and taking away women’s rights. 

when you see posts attacking Democrats from the left or whatever, the talking points and quotes can often be traced back to right wing sources

So all posts trying to keep non-republicans arguing amongst ourselves and calling for us to not vote democrat (or not vote at all) ? I will be assuming they are bad-faith posts and i won’t be spreading them or engaging with them or anything.

Honest critique of the party is necessary, but like it or not our system currently is a two party system, and i’ll be voting for the better of the two until we can change our voting style to make additional political parties viable.

I live in Pennsylvania.

Neither of my children is cisgender.

The last gubernatorial election was, literally, do we elect this guy who is overly fond of cops but is generally a normal human being, or do we elect this other guy who believes frightening conspiracy theories and wants my children removed from my care and forcibly detransitioned and honestly would prefer them to be dead?

That’s it. That’s the kind of choice we get in first-past-the-post voting. If that second guy won, we needed to move. There was no safe way to stay here. The votes of my fellow citizens were all that was standing between my kids and serious fucking danger.

And my fellow citizens DID turn out. Lots of them came out and voted to reject the scary death cultist. I am grateful to all those who went, ugh, I don’t really like this guy, but the other guy is worse, and hauled themselves down to the polling place to get it done.

You, too, can vote to reject scary death cultists, in your hometown and your home state and in the country as a whole.

Getting rid of the scary death cultists is a prequisite for getting political representation you actually want.

fave-fight:

fave-fight:

fave-fight:

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

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Who would win in a fight? (propaganda under the cut)

Elon Musk

Groundskeeper Willie

Keep reading

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lol sounds about right