zoi-no-miko:

ewanmitchellcrumbs:

PSA Regarding Hateful Anons

Tumblr recently made it a requirement for you to be logged in to send asks anonymously. If you receive a hateful ask, don’t publish it - report it to Tumblr. It can be traced back to the user that sent it and with enough reports that person’s account will be suspended.

Share to raise awareness but also to make the clowns who think this behaviour is acceptable think twice before acting brave behind the guise of invisibility.

Hell yes tumblr!! Good work!

controversial-blorbo-bracket:

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Gamzee Makara from Homestuck

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(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. please be normal in the notes, i will not hesitate to block if you harass people)

What is your opinion on this character?

LOVE

HATE

No strong opinion

Don’t know this character

botflymother:

transjoel:

farmlesbians:

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worst news ever

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once again saying. stop using spotify. the 1-2 punch of bandcamp and piracy is cool and good. renting access to your music library is bad and spotify is at the point where it needs to actually become profitable or its going to collapse. and its not going to become profitable. its going to get worse and more expensive and then collapse taking your entire library with it. get ahead of it start building an offline music library before your current rented library gets ethered

get a list of everything in your library so you can find the music again elsewhere. i dont have spotify so i cant test it but something like this

http://www.streamexport.com/

caeruluspirit:

mesonychia:

When someone looks at abstract art and is like “ugh, I could’ve made that” it’s like…yeah? You think you could’ve? I like how those squiggles and splatters look, and how the colors play against each other, and I bet you could make something like that too. Wanna give it a try? I’ve got acrylics and tape and cardboard we could experiment on. It’s fun to break art and composition down to its bare essentials without worrying about things like representation or naturalism. Come on, let’s paint some lines.

“i could’ve made that” sure man, lets go. what colors are you drawn to. splash some blue on there, there you go, a splatter. it’s alright if it’s drippy, it’s just abstract. it’s easy. red? okay, cool- making a big smear? sure. paint however, man. use your hands. make a mess. sure, it’s got your handprint, and you were kinda mad at it before. but hey, i like the colors you picked. hey, might not be intentional, but the harsher strokes kinda gave way to softer colors- you had more fun here? cool. anyway, since you don’t like abstract art, you wanna toss this? or are you more attached to this raw expression of emotion than you thought you’d be? do you wanna go back to that art museum now?

bixels:

bixels:

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Everyone in Ponyville knows these two have a thing going on, except for these two.

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Based on one of @punkitt-is-here’s horsecomix.

alexredgrave:

diah-the-demon:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

naomster:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Prev X2 tags you are so right

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raevenlywrites:

fairycosmos:

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

  • World is hard, scary, confusing
  • Needs not being met
  • Little to no control over my environment
  • Overwhelmed and need some release
  • Desperately want a nap

Yeah, that checks out

autisticshadowthehedgehog:

A twitter thread from @WavePrism_, imitating an "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" Episode. This first post has a blurry screencap of Robotnik screaming at the camera, and it is captioned: "You two absolutely bionic boneheads BETTER make sure my glorrrious, giGANTIC X stays errrrected atop the roof! And you better ensure that it flashes enough times for all of those idiotic Mobians to have their eyeballs melted into puddles! GOT IT?"ALT
Two photos, one of the X logo that only lasted a day, the other of Scratch and Grounder fighting. Scratch (presumably) says "YOU DOLT! HE SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LET IT FLASH LIKE THIS!"  Grounder: "nuh uh! how do you think they're gonna know that's an X when you can't even see it?"  Scratch: "OHHHH, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"ALT
A photo of Sonic in disguise, talking to a fooled Scratch and Grounder. He says, "Hey there, dumbbots! I'm from the local inspection team, and I'm hearin' nothing but high praise for how inconvenient the constant strobing is, especially at night! Would you like some quick cash for me to place that X in a more upclose and personal area?"  Scratch (presumably) says, "MOOLAH! SURE CAN DO!"ALT
Sonic smirking at the camera. "Hah! Those two are so easy to convince. Now to send this X straight into the sun!"ALT
A photo of the X logo having been removed from the twitter building.ALT
A final screenshot of Robotnik screaming at Scratch and Grounder, cartoonishly leaping in the air and making them fly backwards. The caption reads, "WHAT THE FUCK"ALT

saving this twitter thread here bc there’s no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

kainablue:

elodieunderglass:

antique-scarecrow:

insufficiently-advanced:

suneiku:

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Like can we summon this m

like to charge reblog to cast

A monster?

A Hero

Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand